"Spam" Mail (Don't you guys ever learn?)

I laughed my ass off reading this, and I'm sure you will too. Enjoy!

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TOYOTA INTERNATIONAL LOTTO (HEADQUATER)

Customer Service Department Affiliate of Toyota Japan .

#28 Kanashiwa road Tokyo JP




We are pleased to inform you of the announcement made today, You are among the winners of the TOYOTA CAR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from all part of the world as part of our electronic business Promotions Program.


As a result of your visiting various websites we are running the e-business promotions for. You/Your Company email address, attached to ticket number 896-781-6767, with serial number 374-18 drew the lucky numbers 2,5,9,22,31,33, and Bonus number 12 , Your INSURANCE Number: FLD674/ 8936 /GMSA and consequently you won in the Second Category of the TOYOTA FORTUNE LOTTO DRAW.


You have therefore been approved for the payment of the sum of US$500, 000, 00 in cash, including a Toyota car which is the winning present /amount for the Second category winners. This is from the total prize money of US$2,650,000.00 shared among the international winners in the Second category.


CONGRATULATIONS!!!


Please be informed that your FUND of the sum of US$500,000.00 is now with the payee center. Contact your agent and give them your full names so that they will re-insure your winning under your full names. Together with the port where your winning car should be ship to.



To begin your claim, please call your claim agent or send email immediately.

DR. CHIN GU

TOYOTA CLAIMING SECURITY AGENCY

EMAIL: drchingu@toyota-jp.cn

dr_chingu@yahoo.com.cn

www.toyota.cn

TEL + 86 13719379145)



NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your


1. Full name

2. Address / contact number

3. Country of origin

4. Occupation

5. Email.


Send above information in correspondences with your claims agent.


Sincerely,

MR. ATSUKO AMAYA

V.P FINANCE


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I'm saying it again: I totally laughed my ass off reading this! I mean the spammer in question was such a dickhead that he/she did not even consider making the mail look authentic! It could just as well have been a ten-year-old typing out crap and sending it to the most random email address/-es he/she could think of. And considering the fact that whoever it was that wrote this email typed 'HEADQUATER' wrong, I am predisposed to believe that the spammer in question is, indeed, a malnourished zygote suffering from the incurable disease humans know as 'retardation'. I mean, the last time I got a spam mail like this, a so-called Yahoo! Lottery had won me USD 400,000. There they at least used the Yahoo! logo! I doubt the sender even knows what the Toyota logo is! And even if they had used a logo at all, I would honestly not have been surprised in the slightest if it was an abominable monstrosity courtesy of MS Paint. And then I did some research and found out that mails like that arrive at unsuspecting inboxes every day. My inbox was spared the undue pollution when my spam-box, which has as superior a brain as I, intercepted the mail. Also note that, aside from the fact that the grammar is incurably abhorrent, the writer(s) is/are ignorant of the fact that they are only making 'international' fools of themselves. Lottery? Don't I have to participate first? And the mailer in question is asking me to 'quote' my name, in which case I could reverse the effects of the mail designed to deceive me and submit to him/her false information. How stupid can this world get? Reading the letter, it is fairly obvious that the sender is desperate for attention.


So anyway, I'll spoil the mystery for you guys: If you reply to this, they'll ask for a 'fee' from the amount that you've purportedly won as lottery! How sad is that?! To think that naïvete can possibly be exaggerated to the level of self-humiliation! Let me tell you, amateur spammers, a pleasanter way to get visual as well as monetary attention would be to dance around naked in Wall Street, and beg pennies of every passing harlot, and have mischievous ten-year-olds stick lollypops up your ass and go, "Look mommy, it fits! I wonder if it fits in his head too."


So in the end, like the title of this post says, Don't you guys ever learn? Here's a suggestion: Take your 'five hundred-thousand dollars" and shove it up your asses. Losers.