Gosh, am I getting tired of her...
So here's a PM I got from her today:
And I was trying to be nice here.
What the heck, I know well I'm not good in English as you pointed.
I just want to ask you, if your Majesty has time to answer, what's the
problem with cheesy, sappy and mushy stories? This is a fanfiction! You're not
the romantic type of guy, am I right? Maybe you are one of those who loves the
cruel side of love...well, bear with us who love the romantic side.
With this, I want to thank you for spending your precious time answering my
mails; and if you are humble enough, get down from that pedestal.
If you think you are good, then I'm challenging you to write a multichapter
Senru. I want a story like akimidorisan's.
Ah, no guns please...
This job (flaming) is particularly tiring when the flamee doesn't understand anything about anything.
My reply:
Some people just never learn... Okay, this is going to my blog too.
It's not just about your ** English anymore. My Majesty has hardly any time
for deluded dopes like yourself. But for your personal
satisfaction, 'sappy', 'mushy' and 'cheesy' indicate what is wrong with your story per se. Your
wannabe sensitive stories are all of the above, or in other words, BAD.
"Maybe you are one of those who loves the
cruel side of love...well, bear with us who love the romantic side." Exactly
my point: Some like mushy stories, others like angst. I like neither, for your
information, hence my romance stories all suck. But that's beside the
point. The point is, why is it so difficult to drill into your thick skull
that I don't pick solely on you? You're far too insignificant, although I
congratulate you for being able to occupy so much of my thoughts.
And for your information, if I were humble, which I am absolutely not, I
wouldn't have been on 'the pedestal', as you call it, in the first place. But
I'm a narcissistic, egoistic prick as you probably already know, hence I'm
perpetually on my particularly high pedestal. For your information, yes, Ihink
I'm good. People like you are miles away from me. And ah, what's this? You
actually have the audacity to demand a story of me? Do you think I'm going to
sit at the computer day and night writing ** about SenRu, which is in fact my
least favorite pairing, and dedicate it to you and wait for you to review
with your muddled up mind that's invariably drawn towards mushiness,
sappiness and cheesiness? Haven't you learned already that I'm not that kind
of person, having had innumerable encounters with me already? Sheesh, I'm
getting tired of you. "I want a story like akimidorisan's." Hell, you have an
ego, even though you admit you're a pile of ** as a writer. Go content
yourself with Aki Midori's stories, (which, by the way you are inadvertently
calling mushy, sappy and cheesy). Don't waste my time by obtruding your whims
on me. You are an inveterate, incurable pain in the @$$, you know that? F^ck
your challenge. Who even cares? Deluded bimbos are the last things on this
planet that should be permitted egos, because then they are an annoyance to
the intelligentsia.
I'm getting so effing bored. And then she replied again and tried to sound smart:
Nah, never mind.
Let's end up here. It is also funny the way I'm looking forward for your mean
comments and replies...
Nah.Forget it.
You can count her mistakes, I'm too tired right now. (Tell me when you reach a million, okay?)
My reply:
No, I swear, you're doing me a favor more than yourself, because I was
getting tired of your mediocrity. I flatter you. You're way below the
mediocrityline.
That word over there is 'mediocrity-line'. FFnet PM-ing doesn't even support the hyphen, which is sadder than a twice-bereaved widow.
Anyway, aisha4senru is a dolt who doesn't get the point of criticism. She wouldn't recognize advice if it slapped her on the face. Why do I even bother with such bugs anyway? I have far more important things to do, like flame people who actually get my point.
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