geography sucks

I feel like I've been jinxed; really. Yesterday, my environment test went terribly; today's history test was hardly any better... Seriously, if this goes on, I might as well submit my resignation letter. But no. I'm far too smart to do something that brash and impetuous. Fine, I crammed yesterday, and it's more than likely that that's why I didn't do well today. But what other choice do I have; seriously?? I mean didn't even cram all that much. I read the goddamn book effing twice in the past two weeks. If I wasn't able to retain that, man, I think I'm coming down with Alzheimer's or something. Take me to the doc - I'm going nuts. I swear, I'm going nuts. It's already 2.30pm and I haven't started studying geography. I mean, I finished half the book last week, and I only have just about the hardest chapters left for today. Let me re-acquaint you with my best buddy - Topography. That's right: he and I go way back. Way back when I didn't know how to locate myself on the face of this fucking planet. And then topography came along. And now - tada! - I still can't.