If I thought physics was bad, then there’s hardly an adjective in existence that would fairly describe how bad my chemistry test was. During the internal exams, I was under the impression that the tests my school conducts are supposed to be reminiscent to those which those Board peeps make, and are meant to help us adapt to the pattern, etc. That held true for all my tests up until this one. After today’s test, I was convinced that my chemistry teacher was involved in a conspiracy to make my batch incur the worst scores in the history of the school. There was not a hint of resemblance between today’s test and the ones that my school conducted. I could barely fathom how different it was from the tests I’m wont to writing. For one thing, the pattern of this test was drastically different; so much so that it would seem as if the test were made by a different Board altogether. I knew my chemistry teacher was ineffectual, but after today, I realized that she was plain nefarious. She was a slacker, and a damn bitch. I repeat: a damn bitch. She didn’t know jack about teaching, and that coupled with the fact that she was as arrogant as someone/thing that’s unimaginably arrogant sealed my batch’s fate today. I’d learned long ago to disregard her occasional pseudo-advices, but that didn’t change the fact that she was the one sitting there and making all the internal tests. It’s but natural to get used to them and expect a similar test in the Board Exam. The test we got was quite contrary to our expectations. There wasn’t a single person from my school who wasn’t cursing that goddamn useless chemistry teacher after we’d left the exam room. I sincerely hope that bitch gets kicked out of school on the pretext of misguiding students and being a damn bitch.
Now, I don’t usually keep track of all the fics I’ve flamed, because then the list would be too long to maintain. But sometimes, the need to make special note of certain fics and their insurgent authors arises, in which case, I put up all the details on my blog—for future reference, of course. Here’s one of them:
Story: PS: I’m crazy for you (It's a Slam Dunk fic)
Author: Akira.20
My review: I'm guessing that the girl in question is a hideous Mary Sue. The idea is so cliched. Then again, one couldn't hope to expect any better from someone who feels the need to make the SD boys interact with non-existant characters. Mary Sues are supposed to be the embodiment of perfection, and smart people hate perfection. Following through on that syllogism, you're a retard. If there's anyone out there who actually reviews this sh^t positively, they're retarded, too. So if you were in possession of anything resembling intelligence, you'd delete this fic.
His/her/its reply: Hello you! Well, I only have to say that I'm pretty dissapointed on your review. I really don't care if you criticize me instead of appraising me, as long as you do it in the right mood and respectfully. The reasons you use to put me down are not at the level of a future writer. Thank you anyway for taking the time to do it, but try to make it in a professional way next time. Bye.
My reply to that: I don't care if you're disappointed 'on' my review or not, and I certainly am not going to bother being respectful to the likes of you. Mary Sue authors have never deserved any respect, right from the time they were born. And I was definitely not 'appraising' you. My mood changed into the 'right mood' the moment I read your fic. I was repulsed by the sh*t you posted up in the name of a story, and felt that I just had to do something about it to save humanity from incurring more of such brain-killing rubbish. Why couldn't you just stick to writing in Spanish instead of translating your fic into English and showing the world how much of an attention-wh0re you are? And as you probably know already, your English sucks sh*t. It's still not too late: do the smart thing and make your fic and yourself scarce from this site. Then again, I shouldn't get my hopes so high as to expect a degenerate such as you to understand the responsibilities that being smart demands. People as dumb as you are more to be pitied than censured; really.
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