disaster!

My geography test was postponed from yesterday to April 2. It just so happens that the authorities realized that some motherfuckers had gained access to the questions of the test before the scheduled day. It happened in Bangalore. Nothing personal against that city, but I pretty much loathe this country in its entirety. Hence, I loathe Bangalore. Anyway, death to the motherfuckers who perpetrated this shit! If it weren’t for their stupidity, my exams would have ended on Monday (with the Hindi test), and by today, I’d have had only one exam left. But those brain-dead swine thought it intelligent to post up the stolen questions on Orkut. Now, I don’t have an Orkut account, so how the heck did I find out? The fact is that the vigilant media somehow got to know about this, and my mom saw it on the news at 11 p.m. on a Bengali news channel, and when she flipped channels to check, she discovered that the English and Hindi news channels said nothing about this. This country is seriously messed up. Anyway, I’m not done cursing those motherfuckers. My summer break was just abridged by three fucking days, and I don’t take kindly to such things. Kinder people than me would pardon those misguided fetuses under the pretext that stupidity isn’t a sin, but I wouldn’t. If Hitler were alive and the dictator of this country, he’d put those eunuchs to death, and I’d support that. Judging by the credence of this country’s intelligence, I’d say they don’t even know who perpetrated this deplorable act. And I couldn’t count on them to find out in the near or remote future. In the end, under the efficient judicial system of this land, those animals (whoever they were) are going to roam free as though nothing they ever did deserved censure. I doubt that their parents did anything to them. For all I care, their parents are just plague-infested rats that humped each other like rats sometime in the past to cough up these plague-infested rats. I repeat: this calls for capital punishment! Damn, I miss those days when every petty crime cost the perpetrator their head. Right now, I would be satisfied even if they only imprisoned them for a hundred years in the middle of the Sahara Desert without any food or water.