GK, as you would doubtless know, is our disgraceful English Teacher. These quotations are authentic and unadulterated. This collection will be continually updated, so keep your eyes open for updates. You will be able to access this entry on the "Works" page.
“I myself have produced so many people of high stature. Even in Faraday there’s one boy—uh—Shreyance.”
“I don’t want anybody to throw any spanner, or don’t become a fly in the ointment.”
“Don’t play havoc with the fire.”
“That is not unuzual [unusual]. It is uzual also. It is regular, it is uzual, it is common.”
“This class second bench, someone ranker was produced here.”
“Don’t we do such type of thing, going to a temple and touching one particular thing?”
“… Like a dog sitting on a throne thinks it can rule the place.”
“Apostrophe is that kind of thing where poet can talk to the nonliving thing, uh, and poet can have the large heart to listen to the nonliving thing which is speaking to him.”
“Yes. I want everyone to, uh, pay attention of, uh, few minutes, which I want to explain.”
(When a girl was brought her lunch by the security guard, but no one responded when he asked whose lunch it was.)
“If you say no there are a hundred mouths to claim.”
“Just like a thief can appear himself sometimes as swameezee.”
“No, no, something wrong with the mirror also. I am not that much fat!’
“For no fault of me, I have been blamed, I have been looked down…”
“Whatever he has this kind of structure, I give it.”
“How do they good, whether they are good or not?”
“Azzing [aging] is one process that everyone undergoes. You will not remain like this. You will undergo some modifications.”
“Why don’t they take me granted in the sense they don’t rely on me.”
“That only women they have got a lot of um…” (Vishnu: “Beauty problems.”) “… beauty contests!”
“Solace means relief is not there… Oh I’m very ugly!”
“People focus their face with the different type of light.”
“If you have to see the object you have to switch on eyelid or object?”
“Face-uh… uh… uh…”
“Some people, children, they go out of that thing and go to the moonlight, and they even go to the sunlight also to see the extent of the tanning. They apply all kind of things, even boric acid.”
“I am coming to that only.”
“If the marriages are performed in the daylight people will say there is no luster.”
“It is a fact in fact.”
“… is turned on.”
“Ohhhhh… very bad, uh.”
“When you hold the mirror and look into that, uh, you will see some aberration which you don’t like.” (Vinit: “Aaaaah!”)
“Agitation of hands—the gesture of loss [lots?] of worry.”
“I am not anything!”
“I’ve not done. I have exhibited whatever is there.” [From the point of view of the mirror in the poem when the woman blames it for making her look old.]
“Very strongly shivered. That fellow even tried to dump me!” [POV of the mirror.]
“There are so many flies [fights?] in the class.”
“Everybody should emulate the Sai Rama. Who knows maybe he will get the Noble [Nobel] Pray—uh, Peace Prize like, uh, Obama.”
“Can’t be done. Even if I try it won’t be digested by, uh, brain.”
“She doesn’t want to see her face going like this type of thing. Who all have seen Titanic film? … Old woman take you to old woman and back to young woman, terrible veins … bulging …”
“If you have any confusion regarding the poem, you are welcome.”
“All the people there I want you to remember that I don’t want you to raise your decibels.”
“Poor.” [“oo” as in “soon”.]
“What are you whispering? Murmuring, muttering, mumbling?
“Close the door behind you.”
“I say don’t talk.”
“The people who write the journals and the newspaper articles they know one thing they have to be up to date with the readers.”
“One strong example I can give it by sending some of you people out.”
“Great number of writers are afraid of this kind of information being given to the public.”
“Fiction means not real.”
“Since lack of numbers of this kind… the transfer of information to society is coming late.”
“Another important significant matter is if a layman goes to a shop to buy any product, he is baffled by … We are stupefied.”
“Internet was invented twenty to almost thirty years.”
“Revolutionizing the entire lifestyle.”
“We do not know where we are ahead.”
“Some more we learn it what is microchip.”
“Every man is covered under it.”
“In the past, children, maybe a dickhead [decade] ago…”
“I do interpit [interpret]…”
“Which is actually perceived earlier…”
“Pervasiveness.” [“a” as in “car”.]
“We are said to take that kind of place.”
“You are not supposed to disturb any… Just because it is related to electronics does not mean that you exhibit, uh…” [When someone was messing with the fan.]
“Orgasm” for “organism”.
“Regarding manufacturing of this chip-uh, there should not be any particular dust-uh.”
“Periods.”
“This kind of girlfriend [?] took place.”
“Continue pleeeeease.”
“A few dickheads [decades]… especially two dickheads ago, Japanese and pompoms…”
“Indigenous.” [in-die-jen-us]
“Maruti Soojooki [Suzuki].”
“Please listen to me, I am not completed.”
“Hope you can take the word to the other side.”
“Few dickheads ago, many countries in America…”
“They are shoor [sure] that … space shuttle-ship…”
“They came to know that India launched a Chandrayan.”
“Immediately they sent two rocket bambs [for “bombs”; an applause ensued]. They have explode.”
“Conclude and wænd [wind] up with the last paragraph.”
“Compel people to change: man to monkey, monkey to man.”
“Everybody take a book and get busy.”
“Very sorry if you are behaving.”
“Laysure” for “leisure”.
“Penful” for”painful”.
“Eggnest” for “against”.
“Even after those who certainly work out that they will come out.”
“The nationality of India got independence.”
“His voice is such that unbearable.”
“Maybe you want to reflect your… uh…”
“Life is a mysterious happening. It is a big saga of journey!”
“All educational institutions were far from the habitat.”
“Like old boys mate [meet].”
“Everybody has to make big.”
“When we become men…”
“Little water moving from one place to other…”
“Other” for “author”.
“Whomever I want, they should only read.”
“I’ll give you my boob [book], don’t worry.”
“… Until they became adults or men.”
“I am going to send the people out, those who are just making other than the thing.”
“Only diabetic patients, they require to go (to the bathroom).”
“Other than studies definitely I make them stand up now.”
“When you keep talking I bother it.”
“I am least bothered.”
“Whatever at hand, I should do it!”
“Boy, girl are equal to me.”
“No more chalking [talking].”
“I least bothered if you keep on talking, but I bother it if you keep distracting others’ attention.”
“There is no need to yield me.”
“I must… russssh.”
“He seldom speaks truth.” [Written on the board.]
“Do I disturb myself and tell, I don’t have this?”
“I feel if this kind of thing goes on, somebody hitting with a coconut.”
“Nobody was hutt [hurt] in the accident.”
“This kind of ‘nobody’ related to indefinite pronoun.”
“Let me look at it.” [Written on the board.]
“Let’s have a cuppa tea.” [Written on the board.]
“I want everyone to complete my work now!”
“Now you can break your head or crack your bones with any chemistry or physics.”
“Don’t say no to grammar.”
“I say keep quiet.”
“I bother it if anyone continues to talk when it’s time to, don’t waste any more time. I’m least bothered if you write or not.”
“Such type of attention.”
“Once I throw you out of the class then you’ll understand how… you’ll be out of the class.”
“Should I tell you or if you want to go out of the class?”
“If you still behave like a thick-skinned fellows, don’t show your animosity here.”
“The way there should be a raising tone…”
“You already learned alphabets, you know the A to Zeds.”
“All through this topic you must know that we are going to learn sounds only.”
“To whom you’re talking to, take that fellow out and do it.”
“I said already I’m least bothered if you don’t have book or… those thing.”
“Go out and do it… at your own risk.”
“Over-uh? Ah, sit down.”
“If the sound produced from the vocal cords is to come out from the mouth, if the mouth is closed, you should emit from the nose.”
“All the twenty-four consonant sounds are over. Now I give you the voel [vowel] sounds.”
“Long voels give loooooong.”
“Some problem with some people who are not able to control their tongue and their body. They are very fickkill [fickle] and… other than human.”
“You rat, why do you sit on my mat?” [While explaining the æ sound.]
“It is lispid [lisped] out.”
“Do you say this one as a futher, futher? Faather, faather.”
“I can’t correct your way of distracting others at this rate.”
“Why don’t you go out? This is not the place to stay back. You make me use all kind of dutty [dirty] words.”
“Not heaa [here], THEEEEY [there]!”
“You have to strike the iron when it is haat [hot].”
“Those who do not have textbook cannot sit. Those who have textbook… can sit.”
“Go out, eat out. Don’t masticate here.”
“Only imbecile [im-be-saai-el], dull, slow-learner…”
“Before we get into, I don’t want a cross-talk.”
“Please sit down yourself.”
“Sit yourself.” [When someone said that what GK said earlier was downright wrong.]
“If you don’t sit, you go as you come.” [To Vishnu]
“Powerful mind that can be lasting for ages.”
“The word is ‘dunce’.”
“How does he show it.” [This is a statement, by the way, not a question.]
“I don’t want you to turn back—yes, yourself—last warning to you.”
“We will make-uh, no examination at the end of it.” [While trying to quote Kapil Sibal.]
“How can we exhibit that aspect that you are dunce?”
“Everybody makes big. It’s not that only a person who passed makes big, even a person who failed makes big.”
“We have got a homo… -genous situation in class.”
“Child psycholozee [psychology] is one and same now also.”
“They are uh… knock down by this kind of disturbance.”
“It is… miscompulsory [?].”
“You can use anytime of your life, right from zero to… that particular aze [age].”
“It is a pre-duc-iment [for “predicament”] and untold misery started.”
“After twelfth, uh, butthday [birthday]… it is very, very dangerous because detention system follow.”
“I did not do well in examinations means nothing but I failed.”
“They exposed my… failyoor [failure].”
“The headmaster… of this school, uh, this Mr. Well-done [Weldon].”
“This is a situation that people who see other mind with their mind and not their body.” [While explaining, or at least trying to explain the meaning of “discernment”.]
“… or goody-goody.”
“That I don’t like it.”
“He was kind of, uh, feeling of delicacy.” [He probably meant insecurity.]
“Sit down yourself.” [Once again…]
“How to obtain concentration, how to extract it?”
“Sai Rama is also one main because he’s got, uh, animal psycholozee made.” [Sai Rama is a kid in my class.]
“We are able to identify exact reading.”
“Every teacher struggools [struggles] hard to capture the attention of the children and bring them in line.”
“How many people are objooring [observing?] you?”
“Stoopdest [stupidest] boy!”
“Arsing” for “asking”.
“Children are totally wayward… They do not pay concentration.”
“The next huddill [hurdle] he had to face was entrance examination.”
“He appeared for military examination. He came out with flying colors.”
“He is very good at in English.”
“Mathematics is not a hopeless bag [bog] of nonsense.” [Churchill used this description in the essay.]
“Most of the trouble and dangers came in shaart [short] notice, they did not give him much time to defend himself.”
“Heeroglaaiphics” for “hieroglyphics”. (The funny thing is that he was correcting someone else when he said that.)
“When this injection needle is pushed next to the skin of the body, you don’t put a happy face.”
“You’re insulting me this way.” [When people didn’t stop cheering and applauding his oh so amazing English.]
“You are not yellowing [allowing] me to say this.”
“If I had not passed examinations, I would have been a different thing.”
“If he was not destained [destined] to become a big he would have become a preacher in the chuchh [church], a father in the chuchh.”
“Get up I say… I say get up!… Sit down and do it.”
“An elephant is walking, dog follows.”
“Work any other thing.”
“Do you want to become an example of standing?”
“Some of you are provoking others to talk and they get sadistic pleasure.”
“Don’t behave like a thick-skinned buffalo.”
“If you look at that word in the dictionary, you feel it that you die in shame.” [Context: He threatened to stop explaining the meaning of words.]
“Somebody should do it, then they are only teaching you.”
“Please leave this habit of childishness.”
“When you talk, you raise your pitch.”
“You have my permission also, if you have any important deliberation to talk to someone.”
“There is no need that I should do it. When I should do it, it will be very harsh.”
“Do not exhibit your pomposity or whatever it is there.”
“It is totally a small nut of that-uh…” [While explaining what a one-act play meant.]
“They should have it earlier. They should have had it.”
“Only lower animals, they ruminate in stomach. Take food inside, and bring back out. Don’t masticate in class.” [At me when I was helping myself to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich as surreptitiously as I could. Apparently not surreptitiously enough.]
“Love your neighbor.” [He said, “naah-ee-ber”.]
“It’s a saga.” [He said, “suh-gga”]
“Slavery is a bit nuisance.”
“Keep quiet and talk.”
"Who is that fellow, thick-skinned fellow still talking like this?"
"Phonetic transcription is all about homophones."
"This is oo sound."
"You find the time to all 34 teeth and grin."
"You are not touch of the phonetics. Out of sight, out of mind."
(To a girl:)
"When it comes to a boy or a ... please get up. Get up I say."
"How the parents want to have a communion or a dialogue with the teacher."
"You just see yourself in this."
"Fourth one is just an example for writing how to write a dialogue."
"Those of you who are sailing in two boats: first you finish my work and then you do it this."
"Work out thisson." [This one]
"Now children please turn the other side and see the phonetics."
"Please complete my work first."
"First complete my work first."
"The next important qualification to remain in class is be silent."
"I have the habit of waiting before I send them out of the class."
"Joking, I don't mind. See that I send them out."
"How they feel that how you can sit in the class and remain talking?"
"Those of you who want to convey something can go out and do it, but don't dare do it here."
"Refuzees." (refugees)
"Ideolozy of creating Nazi."
"His followers are the zoos (jews)."
"Izroyel." (Israel)
"How simply I told you in simple words..."
"A difficult lesson is important, example is important. because others will not understand and you'll be the example [reason?] for it."
"Hitler was a proved that Hitler was a blunder in the history."
"It is possible to make Germany the top of the world by electing inferior mind."
"They are made to stay outskirts."
"Getttttttoooossss."
"All of a shudden."
"juice" [jews]
"Their jobs were removed."
"Cazoled and coaxed."
"That was also a big catastrophic aspect."
"Gives them a lot of less of opportunity."
"Those German juice."
"Leave and let leave."
"They cause predicament to the people."
"Poe-yemm." [poem]
"Fotteechyood" [fortitude]
"Condescending to the facts that why others should think of them as inferior."
"y-air-th" [Earth]
"Look here children, there's a tribe in Africa who eat other humans. They are called canni-balls."
"When two canni-balls confront each other, they eat each other raaaa."
"Anguish in mind." *points at heart*
"P-oh-sh" (posh)
"They live in small holes, just to cover their living shelter, to cover their heads."
"We also bear the pain and pleasure."
"Whether it is a hole or a house, or a big apartment."
"Stanja."
"Sorry, you go out and don't come."
"Those of you who have a very disturbing thing, please go out."
"Ask those, uh, two souls to get in."
"This is to tell you that I'm not eggnest anybody, I'm not Hitler."
"Sit down tongue-tied."
"This is a self man-made tragedy."
"Yesterday we can go there, today we can't."
"Chechchyard." [churchyard]
"Evirybody."
"The tree has got its flowering in one season."
"Man-made passports."
"Well, uh, come back to your senses."
"Big large gathering."
"The counsul here banged the table and said..."
"Ambessy."
"When in the names they have no names."
"This is a really inhuman trend, inhuman predicament."
"Desshun." [decision]
"It is a desshun taken by the Hitler."
"We have other issue to deal with it."
"The Hitler's, uh, name was, uh, not out."
"Najee." [Nazi]
"Pottical." [political]
"The sow of the hatred was sowed here."
"The last paragraph shows the propensity of Hitler that he didn't like, uh..."
"In his country, even animals can live happily, those who have no bran [brain]."
"This is, uh, really squeezing the heart."
"Now everybody work out any subject you like silently."
(On the board) "Make a brown study."
"I told you those who keep talking can find no place here."
"Did I tell you, is it not edible to you?" (audible)
"You have my permiss-eon, if you got, you do it outside."
"Simple, complex, compound is not an instant coffee."
"Boy you sit down. Both of you sit down. Counting heads."
"Both of you come here."
"Do it fast."
"He is eager to go."
"I can't help it those who are eggnest the discipline."
"Rag your balls..." (???)
“I myself have produced so many people of high stature. Even in Faraday there’s one boy—uh—Shreyance.”
“I don’t want anybody to throw any spanner, or don’t become a fly in the ointment.”
“Don’t play havoc with the fire.”
“That is not unuzual [unusual]. It is uzual also. It is regular, it is uzual, it is common.”
“This class second bench, someone ranker was produced here.”
“Don’t we do such type of thing, going to a temple and touching one particular thing?”
“… Like a dog sitting on a throne thinks it can rule the place.”
“Apostrophe is that kind of thing where poet can talk to the nonliving thing, uh, and poet can have the large heart to listen to the nonliving thing which is speaking to him.”
“Yes. I want everyone to, uh, pay attention of, uh, few minutes, which I want to explain.”
(When a girl was brought her lunch by the security guard, but no one responded when he asked whose lunch it was.)
“If you say no there are a hundred mouths to claim.”
“Just like a thief can appear himself sometimes as swameezee.”
“No, no, something wrong with the mirror also. I am not that much fat!’
“For no fault of me, I have been blamed, I have been looked down…”
“Whatever he has this kind of structure, I give it.”
“How do they good, whether they are good or not?”
“Azzing [aging] is one process that everyone undergoes. You will not remain like this. You will undergo some modifications.”
“Why don’t they take me granted in the sense they don’t rely on me.”
“That only women they have got a lot of um…” (Vishnu: “Beauty problems.”) “… beauty contests!”
“Solace means relief is not there… Oh I’m very ugly!”
“People focus their face with the different type of light.”
“If you have to see the object you have to switch on eyelid or object?”
“Face-uh… uh… uh…”
“Some people, children, they go out of that thing and go to the moonlight, and they even go to the sunlight also to see the extent of the tanning. They apply all kind of things, even boric acid.”
“I am coming to that only.”
“If the marriages are performed in the daylight people will say there is no luster.”
“It is a fact in fact.”
“… is turned on.”
“Ohhhhh… very bad, uh.”
“When you hold the mirror and look into that, uh, you will see some aberration which you don’t like.” (Vinit: “Aaaaah!”)
“Agitation of hands—the gesture of loss [lots?] of worry.”
“I am not anything!”
“I’ve not done. I have exhibited whatever is there.” [From the point of view of the mirror in the poem when the woman blames it for making her look old.]
“Very strongly shivered. That fellow even tried to dump me!” [POV of the mirror.]
“There are so many flies [fights?] in the class.”
“Everybody should emulate the Sai Rama. Who knows maybe he will get the Noble [Nobel] Pray—uh, Peace Prize like, uh, Obama.”
“Can’t be done. Even if I try it won’t be digested by, uh, brain.”
“She doesn’t want to see her face going like this type of thing. Who all have seen Titanic film? … Old woman take you to old woman and back to young woman, terrible veins … bulging …”
“If you have any confusion regarding the poem, you are welcome.”
“All the people there I want you to remember that I don’t want you to raise your decibels.”
“Poor.” [“oo” as in “soon”.]
“What are you whispering? Murmuring, muttering, mumbling?
“Close the door behind you.”
“I say don’t talk.”
“The people who write the journals and the newspaper articles they know one thing they have to be up to date with the readers.”
“One strong example I can give it by sending some of you people out.”
“Great number of writers are afraid of this kind of information being given to the public.”
“Fiction means not real.”
“Since lack of numbers of this kind… the transfer of information to society is coming late.”
“Another important significant matter is if a layman goes to a shop to buy any product, he is baffled by … We are stupefied.”
“Internet was invented twenty to almost thirty years.”
“Revolutionizing the entire lifestyle.”
“We do not know where we are ahead.”
“Some more we learn it what is microchip.”
“Every man is covered under it.”
“In the past, children, maybe a dickhead [decade] ago…”
“I do interpit [interpret]…”
“Which is actually perceived earlier…”
“Pervasiveness.” [“a” as in “car”.]
“We are said to take that kind of place.”
“You are not supposed to disturb any… Just because it is related to electronics does not mean that you exhibit, uh…” [When someone was messing with the fan.]
“Orgasm” for “organism”.
“Regarding manufacturing of this chip-uh, there should not be any particular dust-uh.”
“Periods.”
“This kind of girlfriend [?] took place.”
“Continue pleeeeease.”
“A few dickheads [decades]… especially two dickheads ago, Japanese and pompoms…”
“Indigenous.” [in-die-jen-us]
“Maruti Soojooki [Suzuki].”
“Please listen to me, I am not completed.”
“Hope you can take the word to the other side.”
“Few dickheads ago, many countries in America…”
“They are shoor [sure] that … space shuttle-ship…”
“They came to know that India launched a Chandrayan.”
“Immediately they sent two rocket bambs [for “bombs”; an applause ensued]. They have explode.”
“Conclude and wænd [wind] up with the last paragraph.”
“Compel people to change: man to monkey, monkey to man.”
“Everybody take a book and get busy.”
“Very sorry if you are behaving.”
“Laysure” for “leisure”.
“Penful” for”painful”.
“Eggnest” for “against”.
“Even after those who certainly work out that they will come out.”
“The nationality of India got independence.”
“His voice is such that unbearable.”
“Maybe you want to reflect your… uh…”
“Life is a mysterious happening. It is a big saga of journey!”
“All educational institutions were far from the habitat.”
“Like old boys mate [meet].”
“Everybody has to make big.”
“When we become men…”
“Little water moving from one place to other…”
“Other” for “author”.
“Whomever I want, they should only read.”
“I’ll give you my boob [book], don’t worry.”
“… Until they became adults or men.”
“I am going to send the people out, those who are just making other than the thing.”
“Only diabetic patients, they require to go (to the bathroom).”
“Other than studies definitely I make them stand up now.”
“When you keep talking I bother it.”
“I am least bothered.”
“Whatever at hand, I should do it!”
“Boy, girl are equal to me.”
“No more chalking [talking].”
“I least bothered if you keep on talking, but I bother it if you keep distracting others’ attention.”
“There is no need to yield me.”
“I must… russssh.”
“He seldom speaks truth.” [Written on the board.]
“Do I disturb myself and tell, I don’t have this?”
“I feel if this kind of thing goes on, somebody hitting with a coconut.”
“Nobody was hutt [hurt] in the accident.”
“This kind of ‘nobody’ related to indefinite pronoun.”
“Let me look at it.” [Written on the board.]
“Let’s have a cuppa tea.” [Written on the board.]
“I want everyone to complete my work now!”
“Now you can break your head or crack your bones with any chemistry or physics.”
“Don’t say no to grammar.”
“I say keep quiet.”
“I bother it if anyone continues to talk when it’s time to, don’t waste any more time. I’m least bothered if you write or not.”
“Such type of attention.”
“Once I throw you out of the class then you’ll understand how… you’ll be out of the class.”
“Should I tell you or if you want to go out of the class?”
“If you still behave like a thick-skinned fellows, don’t show your animosity here.”
“The way there should be a raising tone…”
“You already learned alphabets, you know the A to Zeds.”
“All through this topic you must know that we are going to learn sounds only.”
“To whom you’re talking to, take that fellow out and do it.”
“I said already I’m least bothered if you don’t have book or… those thing.”
“Go out and do it… at your own risk.”
“Over-uh? Ah, sit down.”
“If the sound produced from the vocal cords is to come out from the mouth, if the mouth is closed, you should emit from the nose.”
“All the twenty-four consonant sounds are over. Now I give you the voel [vowel] sounds.”
“Long voels give loooooong.”
“Some problem with some people who are not able to control their tongue and their body. They are very fickkill [fickle] and… other than human.”
“You rat, why do you sit on my mat?” [While explaining the æ sound.]
“It is lispid [lisped] out.”
“Do you say this one as a futher, futher? Faather, faather.”
“I can’t correct your way of distracting others at this rate.”
“Why don’t you go out? This is not the place to stay back. You make me use all kind of dutty [dirty] words.”
“Not heaa [here], THEEEEY [there]!”
“You have to strike the iron when it is haat [hot].”
“Those who do not have textbook cannot sit. Those who have textbook… can sit.”
“Go out, eat out. Don’t masticate here.”
“Only imbecile [im-be-saai-el], dull, slow-learner…”
“Before we get into, I don’t want a cross-talk.”
“Please sit down yourself.”
“Sit yourself.” [When someone said that what GK said earlier was downright wrong.]
“If you don’t sit, you go as you come.” [To Vishnu]
“Powerful mind that can be lasting for ages.”
“The word is ‘dunce’.”
“How does he show it.” [This is a statement, by the way, not a question.]
“I don’t want you to turn back—yes, yourself—last warning to you.”
“We will make-uh, no examination at the end of it.” [While trying to quote Kapil Sibal.]
“How can we exhibit that aspect that you are dunce?”
“Everybody makes big. It’s not that only a person who passed makes big, even a person who failed makes big.”
“We have got a homo… -genous situation in class.”
“Child psycholozee [psychology] is one and same now also.”
“They are uh… knock down by this kind of disturbance.”
“It is… miscompulsory [?].”
“You can use anytime of your life, right from zero to… that particular aze [age].”
“It is a pre-duc-iment [for “predicament”] and untold misery started.”
“After twelfth, uh, butthday [birthday]… it is very, very dangerous because detention system follow.”
“I did not do well in examinations means nothing but I failed.”
“They exposed my… failyoor [failure].”
“The headmaster… of this school, uh, this Mr. Well-done [Weldon].”
“This is a situation that people who see other mind with their mind and not their body.” [While explaining, or at least trying to explain the meaning of “discernment”.]
“… or goody-goody.”
“That I don’t like it.”
“He was kind of, uh, feeling of delicacy.” [He probably meant insecurity.]
“Sit down yourself.” [Once again…]
“How to obtain concentration, how to extract it?”
“Sai Rama is also one main because he’s got, uh, animal psycholozee made.” [Sai Rama is a kid in my class.]
“We are able to identify exact reading.”
“Every teacher struggools [struggles] hard to capture the attention of the children and bring them in line.”
“How many people are objooring [observing?] you?”
“Stoopdest [stupidest] boy!”
“Arsing” for “asking”.
“Children are totally wayward… They do not pay concentration.”
“The next huddill [hurdle] he had to face was entrance examination.”
“He appeared for military examination. He came out with flying colors.”
“He is very good at in English.”
“Mathematics is not a hopeless bag [bog] of nonsense.” [Churchill used this description in the essay.]
“Most of the trouble and dangers came in shaart [short] notice, they did not give him much time to defend himself.”
“Heeroglaaiphics” for “hieroglyphics”. (The funny thing is that he was correcting someone else when he said that.)
“When this injection needle is pushed next to the skin of the body, you don’t put a happy face.”
“You’re insulting me this way.” [When people didn’t stop cheering and applauding his oh so amazing English.]
“You are not yellowing [allowing] me to say this.”
“If I had not passed examinations, I would have been a different thing.”
“If he was not destained [destined] to become a big he would have become a preacher in the chuchh [church], a father in the chuchh.”
“Get up I say… I say get up!… Sit down and do it.”
“An elephant is walking, dog follows.”
“Work any other thing.”
“Do you want to become an example of standing?”
“Some of you are provoking others to talk and they get sadistic pleasure.”
“Don’t behave like a thick-skinned buffalo.”
“If you look at that word in the dictionary, you feel it that you die in shame.” [Context: He threatened to stop explaining the meaning of words.]
“Somebody should do it, then they are only teaching you.”
“Please leave this habit of childishness.”
“When you talk, you raise your pitch.”
“You have my permission also, if you have any important deliberation to talk to someone.”
“There is no need that I should do it. When I should do it, it will be very harsh.”
“Do not exhibit your pomposity or whatever it is there.”
“It is totally a small nut of that-uh…” [While explaining what a one-act play meant.]
“They should have it earlier. They should have had it.”
“Only lower animals, they ruminate in stomach. Take food inside, and bring back out. Don’t masticate in class.” [At me when I was helping myself to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich as surreptitiously as I could. Apparently not surreptitiously enough.]
“Love your neighbor.” [He said, “naah-ee-ber”.]
“It’s a saga.” [He said, “suh-gga”]
“Slavery is a bit nuisance.”
“Keep quiet and talk.”
"Who is that fellow, thick-skinned fellow still talking like this?"
"Phonetic transcription is all about homophones."
"This is oo sound."
"You find the time to all 34 teeth and grin."
"You are not touch of the phonetics. Out of sight, out of mind."
(To a girl:)
"When it comes to a boy or a ... please get up. Get up I say."
"How the parents want to have a communion or a dialogue with the teacher."
"You just see yourself in this."
"Fourth one is just an example for writing how to write a dialogue."
"Those of you who are sailing in two boats: first you finish my work and then you do it this."
"Work out thisson." [This one]
"Now children please turn the other side and see the phonetics."
"Please complete my work first."
"First complete my work first."
"The next important qualification to remain in class is be silent."
"I have the habit of waiting before I send them out of the class."
"Joking, I don't mind. See that I send them out."
"How they feel that how you can sit in the class and remain talking?"
"Those of you who want to convey something can go out and do it, but don't dare do it here."
"Refuzees." (refugees)
"Ideolozy of creating Nazi."
"His followers are the zoos (jews)."
"Izroyel." (Israel)
"How simply I told you in simple words..."
"A difficult lesson is important, example is important. because others will not understand and you'll be the example [reason?] for it."
"Hitler was a proved that Hitler was a blunder in the history."
"It is possible to make Germany the top of the world by electing inferior mind."
"They are made to stay outskirts."
"Getttttttoooossss."
"All of a shudden."
"juice" [jews]
"Their jobs were removed."
"Cazoled and coaxed."
"That was also a big catastrophic aspect."
"Gives them a lot of less of opportunity."
"Those German juice."
"Leave and let leave."
"They cause predicament to the people."
"Poe-yemm." [poem]
"Fotteechyood" [fortitude]
"Condescending to the facts that why others should think of them as inferior."
"y-air-th" [Earth]
"Look here children, there's a tribe in Africa who eat other humans. They are called canni-balls."
"When two canni-balls confront each other, they eat each other raaaa."
"Anguish in mind." *points at heart*
"P-oh-sh" (posh)
"They live in small holes, just to cover their living shelter, to cover their heads."
"We also bear the pain and pleasure."
"Whether it is a hole or a house, or a big apartment."
"Stanja."
"Sorry, you go out and don't come."
"Those of you who have a very disturbing thing, please go out."
"Ask those, uh, two souls to get in."
"This is to tell you that I'm not eggnest anybody, I'm not Hitler."
"Sit down tongue-tied."
"This is a self man-made tragedy."
"Yesterday we can go there, today we can't."
"Chechchyard." [churchyard]
"Evirybody."
"The tree has got its flowering in one season."
"Man-made passports."
"Well, uh, come back to your senses."
"Big large gathering."
"The counsul here banged the table and said..."
"Ambessy."
"When in the names they have no names."
"This is a really inhuman trend, inhuman predicament."
"Desshun." [decision]
"It is a desshun taken by the Hitler."
"We have other issue to deal with it."
"The Hitler's, uh, name was, uh, not out."
"Najee." [Nazi]
"Pottical." [political]
"The sow of the hatred was sowed here."
"The last paragraph shows the propensity of Hitler that he didn't like, uh..."
"In his country, even animals can live happily, those who have no bran [brain]."
"This is, uh, really squeezing the heart."
"Now everybody work out any subject you like silently."
(On the board) "Make a brown study."
"I told you those who keep talking can find no place here."
"Did I tell you, is it not edible to you?" (audible)
"You have my permiss-eon, if you got, you do it outside."
"Simple, complex, compound is not an instant coffee."
"Boy you sit down. Both of you sit down. Counting heads."
"Both of you come here."
"Do it fast."
"He is eager to go."
"I can't help it those who are eggnest the discipline."
"Rag your balls..." (???)
2 comments :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
The whole time I was totally imagining GK's face and he way he said each sentence!
LOL LOL LOL LOL XDXDXD
you got every little phrase here =D enjoyed this immensely!
I've had plenty of practice writing things down accurately right when people say them. :D By practice I mean this stuff. Maybe I should consider becoming a journalist or something.... Just a thought XD
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