Saturday, January 2, 2010

why the world needs to end

In light of what’s going on now, and has been going on since the beginning of December, I think it apt to bring up the topic of the creation of the new State again. To recap, there’s an unruly faction that chooses to identify itself as a political party representing a certain section of this region’s population that has been clamoring for a separate state for itself since, according to them, 1956. They have never met this end owing to the inanity of the whole thing, the meaningless nature of their demands. A certain man (who, by the way, is so indescribably ugly that it’s seriously a marvel) has taken upon himself to gather all these people under one umbrella, as it were, and assumed the role of their “leader” in this drama calculated to draw attention to their virtually unknown tribe and fight for rights that they’ve never been entitled to. He has tried and failed several times in the past to force the Government to create the state, all owing to his manifest incompetence in every sphere of life. He, in other words, isn’t someone I would call “human”, and it isn’t only because of the atrocities he encourages his debauched people to commit in the name of emancipating them, but because of his pitiful lack of intelligence, the fact that he has probably never been to school, even preschool, and the worse than animal qualities he embodies. Since the unexpected death of the last Chief Minister, this man has become even more brazen in his attempts. He has been declaring “bunds”, which, as I’ve already said before, is what they call it when cheap politicians demand that everything in the city be shut down so that they can protest a decision or lack thereof in order to meet their selfish ends, for some time now.

Here’s an example of what these people do for amusement: they throw rocks at buildings, burn down buses and other forms of public and private transportation, thereby destroying public property, which they have absolutely no right in hell to do, as well as visiting huge monetary losses upon both the Government and the people. The depraved leader (I’m now thinking his parents were dung beetles) has publicly declared that his “party” is going to resort to militant methods unless their shithole of a state is created soon. They’ve been declaring these “bund” things throughout December, as a result of which, we’ve had more days off than otherwise. These filthy, uneducated worms obviously neither know nor care about the repercussions of such a thing on the lives of students. They are immoral, uneducated, completely, utterly brainless, and practically everything that my idea of a human being is not. Hell, I wouldn’t even compare them to the basest living organism, or even the simplest non-living thing, on this planet. An electron doubtless has a higher IQ than them. But we’ll have to give this group of people some name, though, or it’s going to be hard to refer to them all the time as [all known expletives in every human language]. How about the IFSWs? The Impossibly Filthy and Stupid Worms? Isn’t nearly as offensive a name as it should have been, but it’ll do.

So anyway, the Central Government has naïvely assented to the creation of this filthy state, so now these nasty IFSWs can live happily ever after in their little Dung Valley and breed and whelp thousands of IFSWs every single day, because they’re jobless, unemployed, impecunious, and have absolutely nothing better to do. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was evidence of incest and traditionally significant acts of rape in their community, because, well, that’s the kind of people they are: in other words, not people. So yeah. I shall become overly candid for an instant and hope that a plague breaks out in their filthy little community, or a massive fire burns them to a cinder, and thus expunges the world of every last trace of their deleterious existence.

2 comments :

Nicky said...

Ah, how much I would love to expand my views on this topic. Yet I have so little time =/ there's another angle to the telangana scene, it probably wouldn't be evident to someone who's not Telugu (no offense, of course) ... You wouldn't be able to see how it's divided people-- that too based on region-- especially after there were no region-bound feelings at all for so long. I mean I can't believe how that brainless stink worm managed to pull off such crap! There's suddenly an invisible barrier between neighbours, friends, and --what the heck-- even husband and wife (we've been having cross-regional marriages since forever-duh). I think there's something that ties people to where they come from and they'd always stick up for their own region's development. Telangana's isn't very great except for the capital, but neither are the other regions. The point these uneducated idiots are trying to make is that they're umeducated-- they're jobless, while people from other regions have managed somehow. Actually, it's because the other regions have less water= less agriculture= searching for other occupations = education =jobs (no duh) ; while the people from these regions have a better life, they've settled down in telangana, because back then, during the jon growth, it was like everyone's land, not a separate region. I hate that damn guy for raking up stupid feelings that no one should be having in a modern democracy.

Kaiser Washington said...

one word: terrible. well actually many words, but that's the only one i can think of that's polite enough to be used in public. :))

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