dating is weird

First date went well – swimmingly even. Some days later, this:

Though I initially had some doubts about my conduct on the first date (perhaps I'd been too nice/forward/inviting because I wanted to make a good first impression), I now don't think responding the way I did was an overreaction. I'm not going to editorialize or go into this in greater depth. Just wanted to record something amusing/unnerving that happened to me recently that I hopefully won't ever have to think about again.